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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FEMALE BREASTS – PERKY, BOUNCY, HUGE OR SMALL WE HAVE 'EM ALL!
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My lesson came courtesy of Constance Reitzler, director of La Belle Ecole – “the beautiful school” – which aims to give Parisians and foreigners alike that special polish.
It teaches the “arts de vivre”, that uniquely French concept which encompasses everything from how to appreciate your wine and food, to whether to eat your sorbet or ice-cream with a spoon or a fork.
It’s funny how the boys only think about the … she says! Everything’s the same since I’ve been in seventh grade, adds the blonde beauty.
This is a short practical guide for those of you that want to have some more exotic skills like measuring breast size …who knows it might come in handy.
So here is how and of course you’ll need a flexible cloth measuring tape.
For best results, measure your girlfriend’s boobs every six months. Women’s breasts frequently change size and shape, so it’s important to measure often to ensure the correct fit.
In reality, genes and hormones determine breast growth. Some girls develop earlier, others later, and a girl’s breasts can keep growing and changing into her late teens.
Every girl wants to be proud of her body. There are things you can do — like eating well and getting enough exercise and sleep — to help your body develop in a healthy way.
So it’s not true – touching or massaging breasts does not make them grow.
There’s a lot of wrong information about breast development out there. Some of the things you may hear are outright cons — like special creams or pills that make breasts bigger. (They don’t work!) Others are myths — some girls who want smaller breasts think that sleeping in a bra or wearing a bra that’s too small can stunt breast growth, but that’s also not true.
Wee Hughie was dying.
Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, “Anything I can get you, Hughie?”
“No” He replied.
“You must have a last wish, Hughie?” asked his wife.
Faintly, came the answer. . . “A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice”
“Ach, man… you can’t have that” said Maggie, “You know it’s for your funeral”.
This one time three men, a French guy, an Italian guy and a Mexican where on a low cost airline flight. So budget in fact that the plane doesn’t land at their destination, they must jump.
Two hours into the flight the French guy was tired of waiting, so he stuck out his hand to see where he was, “Were in France” he yelled, “I can feel the Eifel Tower” and he jumped home.
Three hours after that the Italian guy stuck his hand out the window and said, “Yeah, We’re in Rome, I touched the Collisium!” and he exited the plane.
Another few hours later the Mexican guy stuck his hand out the window and said, “At last, I must be in Mexico, because someone’s just stole my watch”